Correction-It was incorrectly stated that Chucky 2 Series will air at 8PM EST. The time in which the Chucky 2 Series will air is 9PM EST.

Chucky is a man doll of his word who knows that the one thing you need and want is not to be entertain, as Saturday Night Live (SNL) and Nicole Kidman and AMC think, but to have the piss scared out of you.

.@nbcsnl i did it better pic.twitter.com/bC4hNiUQ3A

— Chucky (@ChuckyIsReal) October 2, 2022

Unlike SNL and Kidman and AMC, Chucky doesn’t have any laughs. He doesn’t have any cares. There’s no magic and there’s no entertainment and rebirth all at the same time.

All Chucky has for you are tears and fears which, during the month of fright, is what you really want: “We come to this place for horror. We come to this place to be terrified so much that you pee in your pants because we want that.”

You want it! You know you do! You love lying down on your mama’s couch in the fetal position, in the dark, nestled up with your Winnie the Pooh and Care Bear teddy bears shaking so that your bones start playing a song.

It’s, as Chucky describes it, “that indescribable feeling of fear you get not knowing if I might be right behind you. Hehehe, made you look.” You looked! You know you did! You even looked at Winnie the Pooh and the Care Bears because you think Chucky has taken over your stuff animals.

No worries, though. Chucky likes plastic, not cotton.

Don’t forget to watch season 2 of Chucky on Wednesday at 9PM EST on USA or SYFY!